Jokes Around the Lemonade Stand
When sales are sluggish at their lemonade stand, Pauline and John-John draw in customers by singing fun songs and adding decorations. Imagine if they had some good jokes to tell, too!
Whether or not you run a lemonade stand, it never hurts to have a handful of jokes to add fun to the day. Here are more money jokes than you can count, and enough jokes about lemons to lift even the sourest mood.
Jokes About Money
What did one penny say to the other penny?
Let's get together and make some cents.
When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
How much money did the skunk have?
Just one scent
How is the moon like a dollar?
They both have four quarters.
What coin doubles in value when you take half away?
A half dollar
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
He's always a little short.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank
Where does a fish keep his money?
In the river bank
Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.
Why did the farmer feed money to her cow?
Because she wanted rich milk.
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because dimes have changed.
Why did the student eat his money?
His mother told him it was for his lunch.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why can't you bend a penny in half?
Because change is hard.
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was money in the kitty.
Jokes About Lemons
What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
A sour puss
Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the lemon go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why was the lemon by himself?
Because the banana split.