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Kids love goofy jokes. Go figure.

Adults aren't usually crazy about goofy jokes. The hope is that your child's giggles drown out your groans.

Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?

What is a cat's favorite color?


What's black and white and makes lots of noise?

    A zebra with a drum

Why did the crayon cry?

    He was feeling blue.

What bird is always sad?

    The blue jay

What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?

    A pink carnation

What color socks do bears wear?

    They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

What is black, white, and red all over?

    A sunburnt penguin

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

    A zebra caught in a revolving door!

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

    A penguin rolling down a hill!

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house?

    In Washington, D.C.

When do you go on red and stop on green?

    When you are eating a watermelon.

Why did the tomato turn red?

    Because it saw the salad dressing!

When is a black dog not a black dog?

    When it's a grey-hound!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot

These terrible jokes were compiled by Lisamaria Martinez for Great Expectations

Mom and son laughing
Jokes about colors are a great way to introduce colors to blind kids.
Drawing from the book of pink cowboy

When you buy the print/braille edition of The Day the Crayons Quit from National Braille Press, you'll also receive: crayons; raised line drawings for coloring; and instructions for making a crayon-organizing board. Read the book and start coloring!

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