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Kids love goofy jokes. Go figure.

Adults aren't usually crazy about goofy jokes. The hope is that your child's giggles drown out your groans.


View the jokes below, or



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again?



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Taco!
Taco who?
I don't want to taco about it.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fire!
Fire who?
If I were you, I'd keep away from fire-breathing dragons.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
That's not 'cho taco, and that's not 'cho dragon, either!



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping tells me we've told enough dragon and taco knock knock jokes.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly peños and dragons never go together.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all day for a taco!



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive tacos.



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???


What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?

> A fire alarm


Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?

> She needed to barbeque some chicken


What eats more tacos than one dragon?

> Two dragons


What does a dragon eat for a snack?

> Firecrackers


What's a hungry dragon's favorite day of the week?

> Chewsday


Why can't dragons play ice hockey?

> If they breath fire, the ice melts


What's big and scaley and bounces?

> A dragon on a trampoline


Why are dragons good storytellers?

> They all have tails


Nacho: Why will you not taco to me? :(

> Taco: Because I'm nacho friend anymore!


Q: Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?

> A: Because they didn't smoke.


Q: How did the girl dragon win the beauty contest?

> A: She was the beast of the show!


Q: What do you do with a green dragon?

> A: Wait until it ripens!




More Than Giggles

girl laughing

To kids, jokes are just fun. They'd never guess that understanding the humor in jokes - and maybe knowing a few, too - is a great social skill.

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