Tell Dragon Jokes
Kids love goofy jokes. Go figure.
Adults aren't usually crazy about goofy jokes. The hope is that your child's giggles drown out your groans.
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Dragon your feet again?
I don't want to taco about it.
If I were you, I'd keep away from fire-breathing dragons.
That's not 'cho taco, and that's not 'cho dragon, either!
Thumping tells me we've told enough dragon and taco knock knock jokes.
Holly peños and dragons never go together.
Ben waiting all day for a taco!
Which one of you ate my taco???
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
> A fire alarm
Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?
> She needed to barbeque some chicken
What eats more tacos than one dragon?
> Two dragons
What does a dragon eat for a snack?
What's a hungry dragon's favorite day of the week?
Why can't dragons play ice hockey?
> If they breath fire, the ice melts
What's big and scaley and bounces?
> A dragon on a trampoline
Why are dragons good storytellers?
> They all have tails
Nacho: Why will you not taco to me? :(
> Taco: Because I'm nacho friend anymore!
Q: Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
> A: Because they didn't smoke.
Q: How did the girl dragon win the beauty contest?
> A: She was the beast of the show!
Q: What do you do with a green dragon?
> A: Wait until it ripens!