Tell Cat Jokes

Kids love goofy jokes. Go figure.

Adults aren't usually crazy about goofy jokes. The hope is that your child's giggles drown out your groans.

What do cats read in the morning?

    Mewspapers

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?

    None. They were all copy cats!

What is a cat's favorite color?

    Purrr-ple

What do you call a cat that eats lemons?

    A sourpuss

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

    A carrot

Where did the school kittens go on their field trip?

    To the mewseum

Why do cats make terrible story tellers?

    They only have one tail.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

    Mice Krispies

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

    Because it was afraid of the bark!

What do you call a cat that wakes up with an alarm clock?

    Catsup

Why do cats like to eat fur balls?

    They love a good gag!

What is it called when a cat stops?

    Paws

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

    She wanted to mail a litter!

And Don't Forget School Jokes!

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

    Bookworms

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?

    It always went back four seconds!

What vegetables do librarians like?

    Quiet peas!

How do bees get to school?

    By school buzz