Tell Cat Jokes
Kids love goofy jokes. Go figure.
Adults aren't usually crazy about goofy jokes. The hope is that your child's giggles drown out your groans.
What do cats read in the morning?
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats!
What is a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
Where did the school kittens go on their field trip?
To the mewseum.
Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
They only have one tail.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
What do you call a cat that wakes up with an alarm clock?
Why do cats like to eat fur balls?
They love a good gag!
What is it called when a cat stops?
Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
She wanted to mail a litter!
And Don't Forget School Jokes!
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds!
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!