Tell Jokes About Buildings and Builders
Kids love goofy jokes. Go figure.
Adults aren't usually crazy about goofy jokes. The hope is that your child's giggles drown out your groans.
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library! It has the most stories!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Did you hear they're changing the flooring in daycare centers?
They're calling it infant-tile!
What nails do carpenters hate hammering?
What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal — a house can't jump.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What area of a room is the warmest?
The corner — it's always about 90 degrees!
Lego to the movies!